All stories are true, some just never happened.
Being insane has never stopped me before.
When people don't laugh at our jokes, i don't think of it as a "you had to be there" thing, but more like a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing.
There are few things, apparently, more helpful to a writer than once having been a weird little kid.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
The fastest way to suceed is to look as if you're playing someone else's rules while quietly playing your own.
Never be afraid to try something new. remember; amatuers built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not gonna answer.
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.
You say I'm not cool. I'm good with that. Cool is a similiar form of cold. And if you're not cold, you're hot. I know i'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
A black cat crossing your path signifies the cat is going somewhere.
Love is when you walk all the way across the classroom to sharpen your pencil in order to see him then realize your pencil is a mechanical one.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet, copy this to your profile
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
if you hate it that Elmo talks in third-person but then you talk in third person your self , c&p this to your profile. (heheh)
Elmo loves crayons, goldfish, and thats about it.
yeah! random sparkly vampires!
If you ever put glitter on your skin then went into the sunlight and shouted "LOOK I'M A VAMPIRE!!" copy this to your profile.
RANDOM!
what?
nothing.
oh.
if you talk to your self c&P this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.
You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-)
Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs (except Edward Cullen of course!!)
Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate!
Huh... It figures, all the good guys are taken, vampires, or both(and I'm looking at you Edward!)
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I admit it, I'm overly obsessed, but I don't care!;-) )
If whenever you see or hear the name 'Edward' you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse memorized, post this.If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile 
If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you love reading Twilight fanfiction copy and past this to your profile.
If you want Bella and Edward to get married copy and past this to your profile.
If you want Jacob to just grow up and imprint already copy and past this to your profile. (no offense to Jacob lovers)
If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile.
If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you evers' and 'you know your obsessed when' then copy and past this to your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile.
If you completely got over your Harry Potter obsession when you read Twilight, copy and paste this on your program
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I didn't exactly cry...I screamed NO EDWARD! YOU CAN'T LEAVE!
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.—Not only my feet, but I’ve tripped over nothing too. (Why must I be as clumsy as Bella?)
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile!
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever been hit in the face with a broomstick (on accident, of course!), copy and paste this into your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. 
If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. XD
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the STUPID CAPS LOCK!) XP
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (as long as I'm not stuck in the middle of it without an umbrella)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you regret you have a soul because Edward thinks vampires don't have souls and you want to be a vampire, copy and paste this in your profile.
If (even though you never thought this was possible)you thought Edward was wrong because vampires DO have souls, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4
If you fell for that I laugh at chu.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (twilight caused it...)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile -.-
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever picked up a glass of water, and thinking it was barely full, totally tipped your head backwards and spilled it all over yourself then choked on it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever laughed at something, and inhaled cheese, copy this into your profile. (I have. PM me for the story. 
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If you ever laughed at something that wasn't really funny, and then choked on your soda and disruppted the whole theater because you started choking and couldn't breathe because you were laughing at yourself choking on the soda, causing everyone else to laugh at your dire situation instead of the movie, c&p (I have a feeling I stand alone here.....)
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
If when ever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want.
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown
If when ever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
If Every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile
When every you see an apple you think of twilight copy this into you profile
When I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile.
If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the twilight books Copy this into your profile
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you see any other name from the Twilight Series you start to giggle uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile.
If you are in LOVE with Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and past this to your profile.
If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P
If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music 
) Copy this to your Profile
If you spit every time you hear vile Mike Newton's name, copy and paste this into your profile
If you mistake pale people at your school as vampires, copy and past this to your profile.
If you are making up your own Twilight "If You"s then copy and past this to your profile.
While reading Twilight you grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word Ostentatious and now you use it in every sentence even if it doesn't sense.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown
If you were ever being immature and playing marco polo with your friends at a water park in the kiddie pool, and accidentaly grabbed a small child instead of your friend, causing the child to start screaming, c&P (I did it yesterday.....oops)
I reccomend to read this profile, even if it takes hours.
